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“Andor Season 2 Was Just Weeks Away From Production Before The Studios Refused To Meet The Very Reasonable Demands Of The Actor’s Union, Shutting Down Production.”
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my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
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Posted on July 23, 2023 via E! T! C! with 4,289 notes
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this place has a brunch menu where everything’s named after this summer’s movies. so you got stuff like “indiana jones and the mango french toast of destiny” or my favorite:
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It’s even funnier when you realize he was talking to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Hey did rauru and Sonia have any kids before they died because uh…. Otherwise how else is Zelda their descendant?
Like did Nintendo think that through?
We don’t really see much of their home life; it’s entirely possible that they already have a child, but Zelda showing up and Ganondorf attacking caused their focus to be on that, likely leaving their kid with a nanny or something. It’s still ridiculous that Nintendo made these characters Zelda’s direct ancestors and then killed them off without even mentioning whether or not they have any children, though.
“they’re my grandparents” (basically)
Then never show or mention any sort of family aside from the two of them who then die
Do they have kids?
Nintendo:
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If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife’s cooking is mid as hell, I’d just crash the ship and kill myself
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ppl saying the barbie movie is anti-men CLEARLY did not get the point of the movie
like barbieland is the exact opposite of the real world because the kens in barbieland are treated similarly to how women are treated in the real world
and like. it’s talked about and (somewhat) resolved- barbie apologizes to ken for taking him for granted, and helps him realize he needs to live for himself, not for her
the only “anti-men” stuff is just making fun of and criticizing toxic masculinity which is totally valid, and it takes into account how it negatively impacts men as well (obviously not to the extent it harms women tho)
also the “i’m a man with no power, does that make me a woman?” was so fucking funny i kinda loved aaron. and ken completely losing interest in the patriarchy when he learned it has nothing to do with horses? peak cinema
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Posted on July 23, 2023 via teddy 🧸 with 466 notes
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Anonymous asked:
I love any and all handmaiden content so if you happen to write said Empire-era Padme and Handmaidens 👀 👀 👀 👀
empire-era sabédala though??
oh my gosh
ok this has my attention so i’m making headcanons:
- they’re busy ladies, so luke and leia are raised by all of them
- the handmaidens eventually realize these kids are force sensitive
- padmé sends sabé to hunt down obi-wan and drag him by his ear back to the rebel base to train them
- saché and yané get married and become the pair of aunts that let them eat a bunch of sugar and run wild
- rabé is the crazy vodka aunt that teaches them all sorts of blaster tricks, lock picking techniques, how to lie, basically all the things they need to wreak havoc and get away with it
- and i’m not saying it made them even more chaotic, but wow if leia wasn’t a brat allowed to get away with anything and everything before - she is now - except this time it involves her blowing up starships and sabotaging the empire
- sabé “miss steal your girl” takes every opportunity to flaunt her relationship with padmé to vader
- she leaves little family holos with handwritten notes like “wish you were here” and “i built a sand pit for them to play in, i’m sure you’d love it” and “sorry i couldn’t stick around to say hi, too busy blowing up your bases and making out with your wife”
- she even finds a way to sneak him a wedding invitation
- vader is constantly infuriated
- “luke, i am your father. join me-”
- “oh, that’s ok, i already have six moms lmao”
- luke and leia both get jedi training
- luke is closest to padmé and leia is closest to sabé
- luke ends up with a real knack for diplomacy and politics
- leia likes the action and is great at battle strategy
- both are excellent pilots
- leia has a double bladed saber
I couldn’t help myself.
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
oh my gosh i’m s c r e a m i n g
my hand also slipped
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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy
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dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up
this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor
There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.
The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line “You’re no elf! You’re an Elvish impersonator!”
Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I don’t even know
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Posted on July 23, 2023 via with 15,669 notes
26, She/they/he. I change interests/fandoms a lot so expect a lot of random stuff, tho Critical Role is fairly constant. Also I don’t use the queue so be warned. I try to tag spoilers and common triggers but if I forget pls let me know I will fix it.
